no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
They are going to name an STD after you.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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