i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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