Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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