i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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