A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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