Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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