I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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