i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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