Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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