You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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