just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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