if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
