It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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