I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
this will be a night to untag.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize