People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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