Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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