Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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