guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
are you so shy because you have an std?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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