Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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