Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
