Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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