Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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