Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
