It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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