Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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