Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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