dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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