After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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