NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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