Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
A bitchslap is in order.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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