Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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