Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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