People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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