i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize