i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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