Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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