$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I need a beard to bite.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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