My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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