Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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