Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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