Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
