I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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go home
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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