I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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