I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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