a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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