Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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