i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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