I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Use "feeling words"
Yay
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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