I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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