He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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