I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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