S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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