Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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