I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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