Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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