You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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