I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
oh god the rape fog is back!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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