After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't think brook has ever known best
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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