It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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